The Bozonian Stone part 11

Chapter 10
The collosal man-iac

Lori felt her ears droop down the back of her head. "Whoa... Blind-date flash back!"
Eva turned slowly in Jazz's direction. "Let me guess;" she said, holding her gun like it was a dead fish. "These things will probably be pretty darn useless against him now, right?"
Jazz timidly pointed his gun and let a pretty powerful shot ring out. "HAHAHA!!! TICKLES!"
"Yeah... it would kind of seem that way... I think maybe we should... um... RETREEEEAAAAAT!!"
All four of them spun 180* and headed for the elevator... Unfortunatly, upon reaching it- they found a notice: In case of giant killer lizard DO NOT USE THE ELEVATOR. Use the stairs. "Great, life or death situation, and we gotta follow safty regulations..." "HEY, BUNNIES!!! LETS RASSAL!!! YA WANNA RASSAL?!!?" One of the lizards giant mitts grabbed hold of Eva, and Jazz.
"HEY! YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE, RIGHT?" Jazz and Eva nervously nodded. "I GOT AN IDEA FOR A GAME!!!" Balancing the rock on his head, he put Jazz in his other hand, and started smacking the two lovebirds faces together. "KISSY KISSY KISSY!!!"
Now, if you will remember that rabbits have those really large incisers, you might realise just how painfull it can be to be forced to kiss someone...

Meanwhile, down a little closer to Terra Furma...

"'Attention people of Carrotus... It's been a long time since I first saw your pathetic little planet, and desided once and for all to...' no - wait... '... and desided that it needed a serious image change to commemorate the most glorious of all specieses...' Yeah! Thats good! Devan, you sly old genius you- you've out-done yourself!"

... Um... On second though- maybe that's one cutscene we shouldn't switch to... Um... Lets just keep an eye on our heros.

"WELL! THAT WAS FUN!" Jazz and Eva's ears were bend at odd angles and the formers bandana looked like it was about to fall off. "Thank goodness he's gets board easily." "LETS SEE, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO WITH YOU GUYS?!?" Looking down, he noticed Spaz and Lori, looking for a stairway. Lori sensed that she was being watched and looked up. "Oh...man..."
"I KNOW A GAME WE CAN ALL PLAY!!!" yelled the lizard, snatching Lori and Spaz in his hand. He then proceeded to juggle them while singing an off-key circus jingle.

Lets see if Devan's doing anything worthwhile now...

"'And finally, I'd like to thank all my friends at Mrs. Diablo's school for future evil dictators...'"

Oh, great! You'd think the guy would be monitering our heros to make sure he can send reinforcements at the drop of a hat should they escape... But nooooo- he has to be a typical evil villian and count his chickens before they hatch- Ok, just for that...

"LORI! I got an idea!!! When he tosses you next time, snatch the rock off his head."
"NOWAY! I wouldn't touch that dispicable hunk of ore if it was solid platinum! YOU do it."
"I can't quite reach it! Must have been those pizzas I had last night! You don't have to hold it you know, just smack it off."
“Oh all right… Jeeze- I gotta do EVERYTHING!”
At the peak of being tossed, Lori started her ear spin. The lizard was too busy juggling to notice her do this.
Then she landed on the lizard’s nose. “HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE!…” “Uh oh…” Fast as she could, she ran for the stone.
“OH NO, YA DON’T!” Lori looked behind her and saw a giant hand coming down to swat her like a mosquito. She wasn’t going to make it. She cringed and braced for a world of hurt…

Suddenly- the lizard’s eyes went blank… “Huh?” Lori looked down and saw that he had the same look on his face Spaz had after he noticed the rock was glowing… She didn’t need to grab the rock- just distract the guy who had it. She breathed a sigh of relief…

Even more suddenly then that, the rock stopped glowing, the lizard instantly shrank back to his normal size, and all four of them found themselves in a 50 foot freefall…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…Oooof”

Jazz shook himself back first. “Everyone all right?”
“What happened?”
“Where did the stone go?”
“Who cares… The important thing is that we’re all ok and in one piece.”
“Wait a second…>Sniff< What smells like cheese.”
“OK… this day has just gone from weird to just plain sick.” The last line brought everyone’s attention to Eva.
Jazz gasped… Lori groaned… Spaz muttered the word “Cool!”
Eva was now an off white color and appeared to have several random holes in her body. She also smelled kinda weird. The rock in her hand was glowing blue.
“Eva… Am I going crazy, or are you made outta CHEESE?”

Ok… Lets try this once again-I just hope for the sake of the plot that Devan has found out about this and is planning a retaliation…

“’And let me close in saying that…’” a Swartzengaurd entered the room. “Devan SIR!”
“NOT NOW! I’m busy…” “But sir- the RABBITS!”
“I’ll have the janitor clean them up- that’s what I blackmail him for.” “But they’ve KO’ed the lizard, sir. And the blue one’s got the rock…”

“WHAT? QUICK! LAUNCH AN ALL SCALE ALERT!!!”

‘Bout time- JEEZE what a chowderhead.

To be concluded… in Chapter 10:
Body by Wisconsin