Snooze Final Character Sheet

Well, now that Mat's done, here's my homicidal hippy two-toed sloth, Snooze.

Snooze was the best friend Mat had growing up. Normally, most other species find sloths to be unkept, ignorant slobs- however only humans ever have the image of sloths being lazy and slow, as the whole bairly-moving-at-all thing is just a facade put on for nature show hosts(The reasoning behind keeping humans fooled is to prevent them from finding out just how dangerous these guys really are... If they ever did, SOME people might consider them good for hunting sport.). Snooze saved Mat's life way back at Canopy Accadamy from a pissed off jaguar that was about to litterally kill him, and Mat's calm head has always kept Snooze from just going about killing random people... Well, not always, but a great many lives have been spared 30% of the time.
Shortly after Mat left for America, Snooze's parents Nap and Slumba DeSleepy desided that they couldn't stand having a son who gave sloths such a bad name and disowned him. After that initial act, the whole continent of Brazil vented it's spleen on him, and he was forced to flee for Airizonia, leaving behind his admiring twin brother Coma, and his girlfriend Siesta Insomnia... As well as a few smoking craters in the ground. After spending 2 years getting his life back together, he was reunited with Mat (Read Mat's character sheet for info.)
Although he's not really stupid, Snooze has rather simple interests, and usually doesn't get involved with anything he thinks doesn't apply to him. He IS a notorious environmental activist, however, and keeping with his violent nature, he'll rip apart anyone (or blow you up with his seemingly neverending supply of guns his always happens to have stored in his fur.) for the smallest ecological messup(Litter at your own risk). He also likes singing, eating lots of caffeine, and finding new ways to improve his large biodome forest-home on the eastern coast of the island. He's always willing to hang out with Mat for any reason or even NO reason, and is the only one who knows Ms. Leleb "Totally digs him", but has sworn to keep it secret. For some reason, he's the only guy I got with an accent(Synduo gave him an austrian accent, which works pretty well. Whenever I do his voice, he sounds kind of jamaican.)