Deviation Actions
Literature Text
None of these characters are mine. They are Epics.
Jazz Macarena
Hero is Jazz Jackrabbit
He come to save the day-a
When evil turtles pop up now
He blasts them all away-a
So good now has he gotten
Foiling Devan’s like a habit
HEEEEEEY JAZZ JACKRABBIT!!!!
Jazz’s younger brother Spaz
He miss out on first case-o
But now he cool as ice
Cause turtles he put in their place-o
Every once in while
He eat birdy- even beaky
HEEEEEEY SPAZ IS FREAKY!!!!
Youngest one is Lori
She created by El Noogy
Even though she new to game
She still know how to boogie
She learn how to jump from Jazz
And how to kick from Spazzy
HEEEEEEY LORI’S SNAZZY!!!!
Rabbit Princess Eva
She look good when dressed in formal
She kidnapped in Jazz 1
And in Jazz 2 kiss you to normal
Hope that soon she playable
The turtles shells she’ll sevah
HEEEEEEY PRINCESS EVA!!!!
Evil turtle Devan Shell
He big brain: Mucho Grande
So smart is he
Complicated plans he understande
Always tries to conquer world
But Jazz, he sends him flying
HEEEEEEY KEEP ON TRYING
Feel free to Kareoke it- this is one of my favorite things I've done as a fan of Jazz.
You know I got one for Razz (see https://www.jazz2online.com/j3f/Razz.jpg )
Murderous rabbit Razz Earlong
Blames the whole turtle race for the turtle v rabbit war
Just as smart as Devan but much worse than Devan
Razz blasts turtles in mass quantities
Making Devan view all rabbits as monsters
Monsters who need to be destroyed.
Razz even blasts innocent turtle civilians
Has complete disregard for war etiquette
Making Devan view all rabbits as war criminals
War criminals who need to be put to death
Devan's even freaked out at just the mention of Razz
Razz has rabbit army that even rivals the Dokongeys
And a wicked mech suit that can go toe to toe with King Kong Glomerate
Razz can literally wipe out an entire civilization with just an single order
Be it Dokongey, turtle or even Mockamok Raptor (Zoonik's species).
Razz thinks turtles are monstrous war criminals in the first place
Only sees the Final Soultion to the turtles
Even Jazz and his friends are freaked out
Fearing he could do more harm than good
And trigger outrage throughout the universe
Even the S.O.C.K.E.T. units would be scared
LOOKOUT FOR THIS GENOCIDAL MANIAC!
What do you think BattyBuddy?