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Jazz Macarena

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Just a little poem I cooked up years ago. A lot of people liked it a lot.

None of these characters are mine. They are Epics.

Jazz Macarena

Hero is Jazz Jackrabbit

He come to save the day-a

When evil turtles pop up now

He blasts them all away-a

So good now has he gotten

Foiling Devan’s like a habit

HEEEEEEY JAZZ JACKRABBIT!!!!

Jazz’s younger brother Spaz

He miss out on first case-o

But now he cool as ice

Cause turtles he put in their place-o

Every once in while

He eat birdy- even beaky

HEEEEEEY SPAZ IS FREAKY!!!!

Youngest one is Lori

She created by El Noogy

Even though she new to game

She still know how to boogie

She learn how to jump from Jazz

And how to kick from Spazzy

HEEEEEEY LORI’S SNAZZY!!!!

Rabbit Princess Eva

She look good when dressed in formal

She kidnapped in Jazz 1

And in Jazz 2 kiss you to normal

Hope that soon she playable

The turtles shells she’ll sevah

HEEEEEEY PRINCESS EVA!!!!

Evil turtle Devan Shell

He big brain: Mucho Grande

So smart is he

Complicated plans he understande

Always tries to conquer world

But Jazz, he sends him flying

HEEEEEEY KEEP ON TRYING
This old thing? It's been here for years. My very first Jazz Jackrabbit fanart/poem: Sung to the tune of that world famous song: The Macarena(And, yes, partly inspired by Frank Jacob's Starwars Macarena).

Feel free to Kareoke it- this is one of my favorite things I've done as a fan of Jazz.
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Nimmoisa000's avatar

You know I got one for Razz (see https://www.jazz2online.com/j3f/Razz.jpg )


Murderous rabbit Razz Earlong


Blames the whole turtle race for the turtle v rabbit war


Just as smart as Devan but much worse than Devan


Razz blasts turtles in mass quantities


Making Devan view all rabbits as monsters


Monsters who need to be destroyed.


Razz even blasts innocent turtle civilians


Has complete disregard for war etiquette


Making Devan view all rabbits as war criminals


War criminals who need to be put to death


Devan's even freaked out at just the mention of Razz


Razz has rabbit army that even rivals the Dokongeys


And a wicked mech suit that can go toe to toe with King Kong Glomerate


Razz can literally wipe out an entire civilization with just an single order


Be it Dokongey, turtle or even Mockamok Raptor (Zoonik's species).


Razz thinks turtles are monstrous war criminals in the first place


Only sees the Final Soultion to the turtles


Even Jazz and his friends are freaked out


Fearing he could do more harm than good


And trigger outrage throughout the universe


Even the S.O.C.K.E.T. units would be scared


LOOKOUT FOR THIS GENOCIDAL MANIAC!


What do you think BattyBuddy?