Attack of the Game Titans

Attack of the Game Titans
(Sung to the tune of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes.")

Attaaaaaack of the Game Ti-tans
Attaaaaaack of the Game Ti-tans
They took Jazz 1, They took Jazz 2
They flushed the story down the lew
And Jazz fans criiiied "What will we do?"

Their shiiiiiipping out the gaaaame
It doooooesn't look the saaaame.
Poor Devan's gone, he went kapoot
And there's cha-mel-ions there to shoot
It is a Staaaaaar Wars clone to boooooot.

Remeeeeeeember Jazz's bro-ther
Had cooooooolness like no o-ther
They had poor Spaz, but now we see
They took him out quite com-pleat-ly
And now he's juuuuuust an NPC.

I knooooow I'm going to miss her
They toooook out Jazz's sister
And if we all go and complain
They said they'd sue us without shame
And put our meeessage board to blaaaaame

They toooook that rabbit Princess
And puuuuuut Jazz in a big mess.
With the story they concive
Devorce they will have us belive
Oh what a taaaan-gled web we weave.

Oh whaaaaaaat have they done, now?
I hoooooope it still is fun, now!
Whether you win or lose depends
On you, and Jazz, perhaps four freinds
But that is wheeeere the likeness ends.

Attaaaaaack of the Game Titans
Attaaaaaack of the Game Titans
They took Jazz 1, They took Jazz 2
They flushed the story down the lew
And Jazz fans cried "What will we do, do, do?
What will we do, do, do?
What will we dooooooooo?"